Thursday, February 1, 2018

Twilight (2008)

New episode is live! For February, home of the most weirdly forced romantic holiday of the year, we're watching of the most weirdly forced romantic movies in recent memory: 2008's Twilight! Starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Twilight was pretty obviously geared towards a different target audience than yours truly, but we tried to give it a fair shake. Also included: more practical advice for hiding immortality, the science behind Vampire (baseball) Bats, obligatory rants on abusive relationships, and why this movie makes one manatee feel old (and not for the reasons you think). ... Twilight! Twilight (2008)